I don’t really do reviews because then I’m selling out to THE MAN and I am a delicate flower and don’t want people to hate me for being a sellout and stuff.
(Actually, no one has ever asked me to and I just put this here to sound important because that’s what all the cool kids do. And I wouldn’t know what to do anyways so do you really want to ask me? I mean, by all means, go ahead. Just know you’re dealing with a complete eejit, here.)