Happy Little Colon

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September 9, 2013 by Marj Hatzell

Remember last year?

Alas, I don’t have a vlog for you today. Mostly because:

a) I’m still kinda woozy from the (very groovy) drugs
2) I had an endoscopy this morning that caused my throat to be pretty raw and I’m currently choking on my food so I can’t speak and I would either be doing a pantomime or an interpretive dance to tell you about my colonoscopy and I don’t know how many songs there are about colon prep.
D) What was the question again?

This is all part of me taking better care of myself. As much as I hate spending the night hanging out with the porcelain throne after drinking 64 ounces of colon prep, it’s another year I get to hang out with my kids because I’m PREVENTING COLON CANCER, which just happens to run in my family. Remember my Dad? Yeah.

The good news is there is no news. NO ADENOMAS. No lesions. No polyps. Nothing. And I don’t have to go back until NEXT YEAR! PARTAY!!!!

Now if you’ll pardon me, I have some ice cream to eat for dinner and some dogs to cuddle with.

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