March 16, 2012 by Marj Hatzell
It’s spring and that means a whole new set of decisions to make. We are in the midst of figuring out summer plans and I want to get that done before The Summer of Dogs begins. We are also working on things for Bug Boy to transition to middle school. And then there’s the normal family stuff. Yep, I’m fried.
Which is why I need your help. I have decided you, my five dedicated readers, should help me make a very important decision. I’m lucky I can decide which shoe to put on first each morning (if at all) so I need you, mmkay?
Here it goes:
Spring means warmer weather and warmer weather means shoes are tossed aside in favor of flip flops. I don’t paint my toes during the winter. So now that it’s nice outside, I have to paint my toe nails. No I don’t, you say? Have you SEEN my Hobbit feet? 9.5 wide, y’all. The toenail polish helps them look slightly less mannish. I mean, they aren’t the most gargantuan by any means but for my height they are practically clown feet. Sometimes I feel like a shorter version of Beatrix Kiddo. WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.
Anyways, here are your choices. Please think carefully about this:
Purple Rain. A dark, dark plum. Very classy.
Midnight blue. A dark, dark, almost blackish blue.
Virtuous Violet. Because I am a virtuous woman. WHAT. HUSH YOUR MOUTH.
Camouflage, aka, Wicked Witch Green. For the Dorothy in me.
Last but not least, Secret Periwinkle. I Haz a secret! Not really. Just thought it sounded mysterious and stuff.
Yes, yesterday I actually took the time to think this up and take pictures of my nail polish stash while my dinner was boiling over on the stove. I’m awesome like that. You’re welcome.
Alrighty, here’s where you come in. Time for the poll:
Results early next week. When I get around to it.