Enjoy the Rapture


May 20, 2011 by Marj Hatzell

Real life has taken a front seat and goofing off has taken a back seat. Things are going swimmingly, really. And I do mean swimming, it has been pouring for six days. Not that I’m counting. In other news ,did you know Pennsylvania had a monsoon season? I DO NOW.

I’m thinking we have a better chance at a Zombie Apocalypse than this oft-talked about rapture. In which case, you’ll need this link on how to survive.

And in case it hasn’t been played enough (pretty sure I heard it at least six times on the radio today), here’s a present for you (you’re welcome):

And just in case I haven’t annoyed you enough, here’s ANOTHER present for you:

So, just in case there is a rapture or apocalypse, you can thank me later. Although, you won’t be able to thank me later. So just thank me as you’re being taken, I guess. I leave you with this party message:

Live long and prosper, my friends.

6 thoughts on “Enjoy the Rapture

  1. Grace says:

    Since I subscribe to the Rapture theory instead of the zombie theory, I’ve been listening to Shout At The Devil all day. But REM fits, too.

    It was nice knowin’ ya.

  2. Lorel says:

    You. Are. Awesome!!

  3. Amanda says:

    We’ll be participating in Armed Forces Day events (irony much?). Although from what I hear, the Rapture is due to take place at 6pm, and most AFD events end by 5, so maybe we can do both. In any case, I hope everyone has clean undies today.

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