I’m a Little Skeered. Hold Me.


December 30, 2010 by Marj Hatzell

Since I’ve had plenty of time to camp out on my couch, horizontal on my side with my leg elevated with pillows, I’m doing things I don’t normally do. Like check my site stats. And the search engine terms. And fiddle around with website stuff. I’ll be honest, I do not usually pay attention to this stuff because, well, it isn’t that important to me. Perhaps it should be? I mean, if people find my blog by googling these search terms, maybe I should get better at SEO? Here’s the last time I did this.

Anyways, feast your eyes on the latest search terms:

  • Sally Field (you like me, you really like me!)
  • castle (like, fairy tales)
  • car bed (and we ditched it three years ago!)
  • frustrated (apparently, there are more SAHMs out there. Who knew?)
  • girls with big feet (ew, I don’t wanna know)
  • big feet girl (STOP IT! GROSS!)
  • girl big feet (C’MON NOW!)
  • the real bigfoot (this is a strange fetish)
  • domestic goddess
  • the domestic goddess
  • domestic goddess blog (clearly, I’m doing something right)
  • Drinking bleach (I don’t recommend it)
  • drinking lysol (Uh, now I’m worried about you)
  • e.n.e.m.a.s. for fun (There are a real bunch of sickos out there)
  • American Idol voices in my head (you poor, tortured soul!)
  • bewbs (Rawr)
  • Bollywood feet (Alright, that’s it. I’m deleting all foot posts)
  • Tooth fairy (LIES! ALL LIES!)
  • καστρο  ( I have no idea, either)
  • Shave my feet girl (Look, pervert. Get lost. Scram!)
  • mean baby (there’s no such thing!)
  • evil puppy (ok, that actually exists)
  • (and the same to you!)
  • what parents want to know about autism (you’ve come to the right place!)
  • English, mutha trucka, do you speak it? (whaaaaaaat?Say what again, I dare you)
  • hippie feet
  • licking feet (I think I’m gonna hurl)
  • How to keep my big mouth shut (if you find out, let me know)
  • 裸足 (42) (turns out it means barefoot. Sickos in China, too)

And now I’ve succeeded in upping “foot” searches in my stats. Good times, good times…

5 thoughts on “I’m a Little Skeered. Hold Me.

  1. She Started It says:

    So funny. You deserve a good laugh with all the pain your in. (Or does laughing make the pain worse?)

    Hope you feel better soon!

  2. kristastes says:

    Total creepsters out there, BUT I was seriously sitting here laughing out loud to myself.

  3. OH MY GOD. The feet, I want to vomit!

  4. Anonymous says:

    καστρο -greek word for castle =)

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