August 6, 2010 by Marj Hatzell
Me: Bugaboo, if you want more juice you have to ask, “Mama, More!”
Bugaboo: MAMA! MOO!
Me: AWESOME, Bugaboo! Daddy,listen! Say it again, Bugaboo!
Bug Boy: WOOOOHOOOO! These smoothies are awesome! Great job, Mom! You’re the best Mommy in the whole world!
(later that evening)
Bug Boy: Mooooooom! I don’t want to go to bed! I’m in the middle of level thirty-four and there’s a rogue bakugan in quadrant six!
Me: Bug Boy, I don’t care if you just spotted bigfoot, turn it off NOW and get to bed or else you lose that privilege tomorrow.
Bug Boy: YOU’RE THE MEANEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE, WIDE WORLD! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Me: Honey, you need to get up! It’s eight-thirty! Are you working from home today?
Me: Are you getting up?
Him: I’m gonna work from home.
Me: Ok, fine.
(goes upstairs to clean the tub. Two minutes later…)
Him: Um, how long are you going to be? Are you almost finished? I need to get ready for work.
Me: YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE WORKING FROM HOME.
Him: No I didn’t.