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August 6, 2010 by Marj Hatzell

Me:  Bugaboo, if you want more juice you have to ask, “Mama, More!”

Bugaboo:  MAMA!  MOO!

Me: AWESOME, Bugaboo!   Daddy,listen! Say it again, Bugaboo!

Bugaboo:  NO.

Bug Boy:  WOOOOHOOOO!  These smoothies are awesome!  Great job, Mom!  You’re the best Mommy in the whole world!

(later that evening)

Bug Boy: Mooooooom!  I don’t want to go to bed! I’m in the middle of level thirty-four and there’s a rogue bakugan in quadrant six!

Me: Bug Boy, I don’t care if you just spotted bigfoot, turn it off NOW and get to bed or else you lose that privilege tomorrow.

Bug Boy: YOU’RE THE MEANEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE, WIDE WORLD!  WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Me: Honey, you need to get up!  It’s eight-thirty!  Are you working from home today?

Him: hmpf.

Me:  Are you getting up?

Him: I’m gonna work from home.

Me:  Ok, fine.

(goes upstairs to clean the tub.  Two minutes later…)

Him: Um, how long are you going to be? Are you almost finished? I need to get ready for work.

Me:  YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE WORKING FROM HOME.

Him:  No I didn’t.

Me:  Grrr…

One thought on “Conversations

  1. Amanda says:

    Sounds an awful lot like my house too. Especially with the video games. I swear if my 9yo could mainline them, he would.

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