Signs of the Apocalypse

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January 23, 2010 by Marj Hatzell

Did anyone watch the telethon last night and see Samuel L Jackson give his little speech and think, “ENGLISH, MOTHER F*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?”

Guess I was the only one.

Another Playboy Bunny is dead.  Apparently, it isn’t the glamorous life that Girls Next Door would lead you t0 believe.  Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, my friends.  Strange Things.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Apparently, Mother Nature was scorned.

They put a Burger King Bar in South Beach.  You know, so you can get a beer with your Whopper.  If they want to make some serious cash, they need to put a colonics bar next door.  South Beach is known for some serious beach bods, yo.  No one wants to see more junk in the trunk.

I R Serious DG. I seriously love man’s best friend.  But helicopter rescue?

You, too, can have eight babies at once (fourteen total) and have a delicious bikini bod!

A brutal custody battle. For a chimp.  Yes, I said A CHIMP.

There is now a such thing as an anti-energy drink.   No more need for those Friday Night Margaritas!

Finally, a way to denote sarcasm online!

Apparently, the Balloon Boy saga was for fame.  You don’t say…

Jean Simmons Died.  In honor of her, I post this:

Enjoy your weekend…

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