June 24, 2009 by Marj Hatzell
My son is reading this book about fossil fuels and environmental concerns and now doesn’t want me to put gas in the car. Or drive anywhere. Or use any electricity. Next thing you know, he will start channeling my husband and turn off the lights while using the bathroom.
Also? I think he is on to something because yesterday we went to the pool and I used sunblock #70. I still got pink and slightly darker. We were there AN HOUR. I reapplied halfway through. Either it is irritating my skin (probable, because my skin is a big, fat baby) or the sunblock makers, THEY LIE.
In the fall, if I am no longer snow-blinding people with my leg skin, we’ll know why. It’s because the polar ice caps are melting, I have melanoma and J&J is ripping me off by putting smelly toilet water in their bottles and calling it sublock.
As you were.