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Pop Quiz with DG! Spring Edition!

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May 8, 2009 by Marj Hatzell

I’m sleep deprived and have a bad attitude today.  Some little imp decided he had to have a party in the middle of the night and attempt to bring the noisiest, most annoying toys we have to bed with him at 4am. Not only that, but we also had to have Thomas on demand while we partied.  I’m thinking only 50% of us enjoyed that party.  That’s one out of two of us, for those of you not good at math.

Anyways, I’m at least happy that the weather has cleared enough for ping pong balls little boys to have the opportunity to get OUTSIDE.  It has rained for two straight weeks, y’all. Every.  Single. Day.  That’s, like, fourteen days.  Two weeks.  That’s about thirteen days past my insanity threshold.

In honor of the fact that I listened to chirping, noisy freaking birds from four-thirty to the present (yes, they started that early. Little sh*ts.), I’ve prepared you this quiz. Enjoy.  And have a weekend. Notice I didn’t say have a good weekend. Or Happy Mother’s Day.  Trust me, you don’t want me on that soapbox now, I’m in a ranting mood.

Here goes:

1. What is different about this picture?  You know, different than all the other pictures of my EXCITING BACK YARD?

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a) There’s grass

b) There’s tons of grass and no major bodies of water in there

c) There’s sunlight, tons of grass and no major bodies of water in there

d) Absosmurfly nothing.  It’s just another boring picture of your boring backyard, you boring eejit.

2.Which of DG’s favorite foods did she not have one bite of all week?  (Hint, it’s potatoes)

a) potatoes

b) potatoes

c) potatoes

d) All of the above

3. What did Bugaboo do at the Developmental Pediatrician this week to show her how much progress he’s made?

a) Answered all of her questions, smiled, laughed and cooperated

b) tired to look in his own ears with the otoscope, made no eye contact, climbed on the exam table and opened and closed the curtains thirty times and stared up at the ceiling when he was asked where his nose was.

c) recited the Gettysburg address

d) spoke french, greek, italian and portugese

4. What did DG’s husband say when she mentioned she wanted to go back to Utah for vacation this summer?

a) said, “HEEEEEELL No!”

b) Agreed that it would be wonderful and vowed to help plan it right away.

c) Threw himself on the ground and cried

d) Said, “Where’s that?”

5. Which drink has recently become DG’s favorite?

a) Red wine

b) water

c) iced tea

d) MARGARITAS, DAMMIT

Aaand have a weekend. Notice I didn’t say have a good weekend. Or Happy Mother’s Day.  Trust me, you don’t want me on that soapbox now, I’m in a ranting mood.

One thought on “Pop Quiz with DG! Spring Edition!

  1. lora says:

    I asked someone to bring a bottle of those Margaritas to WedSpag this week, and the shelves were CLEARED of all non-gross Margaritas. Never buy Margaritaville Lemonade Margaritas.

    Jimmy Buffet will be hearing from my people about this.

    I practically cried

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