May 1, 2009 by Marj Hatzell
You know, I knew we were a bunch of loony toons in this country, but stuff like THIS takes the cakes.
Now, I realize that the results are a bit skewed, due to the fact that they did NOT take a representative sample of exactly who lives in our country. But the fact that they asked supposedly-religious-diety-fearing-folks makes me want to vomit in my potatoes. And you know I don’t mess with my potatoes. That’s how disgusted I was to read this. You know, Christians. People who treat people the way THEY want to be treated. Love one another, as I have loved you? Yeah, them.
Of course, these are the same people who support Prop H8.
And we’re the same country that has produced Lady Gaga and Brit-Brit.
And we basically invented serial killers.
And we invented fast food. And cars.
(Don’t argue with me when I’m on my soapbox. You can’t win. I’m that crazy.)
Then there’s Barbie. And Bratz.
And GTA. If you don’t know what that means, consider yourself warned when you check Teh Googles.
And we have the Internets. Thank you, Al Gore.
And Gentleman’s Clubs (yes, I know it was the French. They can be blamed for everything. Trust me on this one).
And time wasters and video games. And FB and Myspace. And Hulu. And wiki. And…and…
I think you see what I’m getting at. This country is WHACK, yo. But not WHACK in a good way. WHACK is in WHACKY, WHACKED, WHACKO. Like Whacko Jacko. Are you down with that?