Today’s Mommy Meltdown Brought to You by Little Blue Happy Pills
5October 7, 2008 by Marj Hatzell
Sheesh. I should learn to keep my big mouth shut. Remember how last week I was (ignorantly) gloating about how happy and well-adjusted and normal everything was ’round these parts? Eye of the storm, my friends. I’m chalking that one up to cold medicine, mmkay? And for now on? When I say stuff like that? Please gouge my eyes out with a spoon, because it’s preferable to listening to my kids scream like a banshee. And this is what I look like when I’m having a meltdown:
I know, I’m looking rather haggard. I promise, I’ll start taking better care of myself. Really! I will!
I’ve decided that I’d do something fun for a change. Instead of me ranting about what my kids did yesterday afternoon from four until ten (when I actually managed to get them both to sleep before staring at the ceiling for two more hours thinking about the uniform I wore in high school and the cheese fries I ate for lunch. Y’know. Important stuff), I’ve got a challenge for you! See if you can figure out what three things Bugaboo did last night that caused my meltdown. C’mon! Don’t be shy! Knowing his history of NON-STOP PARTYING, I know you can come up with it. It doesn’t have to be in any specific order. And the person who comes closest (without going over) wins a FABULOUS AWARD:
And for the Bonus Question for this round, guess how long it took Bug Boy to take his meds this morning. Go ahead! Guess!
I’ll wait…
Either pulled a Houdini and wreaked havoc like running into the street or a neighbors houe. Or, he poo’d in an inappropriate spot.
Sorry DG, hopefully today will be a better day.
Bugaboo: toothpaste in the carpet, nekkid streaking through the neighborhood, and something involving poo.
Bug Boy: 75 minutes.
Poor DG! I hope you can get a nap today. Naps are good.
[[[DG]]]
I have my guesses, but I won’t frustrate you more…
[[[DG]]]
Oh, I just saw “little blue happy pills” and I was magnetically drawn to the post.
I’m actually afraid to guess though.
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