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I’m Just Sayin’

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January 16, 2008 by Marj Hatzell

For future reference: Cut your nails before you wash your face vigorously in the shower when you wake up an hour late (because you ACCIDENTALLY forgot to set the alarm) because your pinky nail might ACCIDENTALLY go up your nose and you might ACCIDENTALLY slice the inside of your nostril pretty high up there with said nail and the it will bleed profusely for hours, especially during the private school tour and meeting you have for your nearly-kindergarten-aged son, whose bus was a half an hour late, picking him up five minutes before you actually had to leave which is why you had to shower so quickly in the first place.

Just sayin’.

5 thoughts on “I’m Just Sayin’

  1. cryssyer says:

    Wad up tissue and plug up the nose. Ugh. Not pretty, but functional.

    So how did the tour go?

  2. Maddy says:

    I’ll bear that in mind for future reference.
    Cheers

  3. Nadine says:

    Oh dear! I’ll try to remember that 🙂

  4. Angela says:

    Nails I guess must be a pain in the nose

  5. Janice says:

    Wish you had warned me a couple of years ago! I did that too! It hurts!!

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