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The Twelve Days of Christmas

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December 28, 2007 by Marj Hatzell

Because I am constantly keep you all (all five of you) on the edge of your collective seats, here’s DG’s version of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Hope you enjoy.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a set of cozy, flannel PJs (that I wrapped myself).

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two hours of sleep(thanks Bugaboo) and a set of cozy, flannel Pjs.

On the third day of  Christmas, my true love gave to me: three cheesecakes(can’t let ’em go to waste!), two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel Pjs.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  Four broken toys (new ones. Yes, already.), three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy , flannel PJs.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  FIVE  CAR SENSE TRIPS (to look at cars we ain’t buying)!  Four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel PJs.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  Six  days of vacay (left until school starts), FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel PJs.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven board games (new for Bug Boy), six  days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy flannel PJs.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  Eight bottles of Riesling (leftoever), seven board games, six days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy flannel PJs.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  Nine Pork-based dishes (bacon, sausage, pepperoni, ham, BBQ Pork, Pork and Sauerkraut, Ribs, Pork chops and Canadian Bacon. We’re going on diets January 1st), eight bottles of Riesling,  seven board games, six days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy flannel PJs.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love(s) gave to me:  Ten Global Nuclear Meltdowns (thanks, boys), Nine pork-based dishes, eight bottle of Riesling, seven board games, six days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel PJs.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:  eleven chocolate-covered Strawberries (Mine. All mine!), ten global-nuclear meltdowns, nine pork-based dishes, eight bottles of Riesling, seven board games, six days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel Pjs.

 On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve family visits, eleven chocolate-covered strawberries, ten global-nuclear meltdowns, nine pork-based dishes, eight bottles of Riesling, seven board games, six days of vacay, FIVE CAR SENSE TRIPS, four broken toys, three cheesecakes, two hours of sleep and a set of cozy, flannel Pjs.

2 thoughts on “The Twelve Days of Christmas

  1. mrsgatt says:

    I love pork, so now you have six readers. Time to step up the game.

  2. Rachel says:

    Thank you – I was at the edge of my seat until the end of the song.

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