File Under: Yes, I am insane


December 5, 2007 by Marj Hatzell

Today I unveil a new category.

It’s aptly named, Why yes! I AM insane! Because, y’all know, I’m a wee bit on the “WOO WOO” Twilight Zone-ish side on occasion. This particular time I am chaperoning a trip. I have volunteered (there’s that Can’t-Say-No thing again!) to chaperone a trip of first-and-second graders to the seaport museum. You know, the one near the river? We’re going there. IN DECEMBER. When it is 34 degrees. Yes, I volunteered! Because I’m SO. INVOLVED. WITH. MY. KIDS. And because I am insane.

Y’all do me a favor? Next time that permission slip comes home and it says, “HEY! WE NEED YOU TO VOLUNTEER TO WALK AROUND WITH LITTLE PSYCHOPATHS IN SUB-ARTIC TEMPERATURES!” Please make sure I check off the box that says, “HELL NO! DO YOU THINK I AM INSANE?”

Please. Thank you.

3 thoughts on “File Under: Yes, I am insane

  1. Lauren says:

    Hey. Haven’t you learned yet to throw out all that stuff that comes in your kid’s backpacks? For Pete’s sake.

  2. MommyBrain says:

    I know, I know. The too stupid to say no club strikes again. I’ll remind you if you remind me not to do things like make 96 candy cane reindeer for a holiday party or sign up for a class that occurs the same week as of the holiday party planning needs to happen.

  3. cryssyer says:

    It’s simple really, just two letters.

    That’s it. You can do it. Practice in front of a mirror if you have to.

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