You Must Have Been Built Upside Down. Your Feet Smell and Your Nose Runs.


August 28, 2007 by Marj Hatzell

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I had a whole, long post written late last night. And the reason I don’t write late at night is (drum roll please):

  1. I am too tired to think rationally
  2. I am either having a glass of wine, a milkshake or a smoothy and the sugar/wine makes me a little “off”
  3. I am hyper and restless and am in a bizarre mood
  4. I’ve just finished organizing for the next day and I am worked up or worried or anxious.

If you’ve already read the previous post, it is now gone. It doesn’t say what I wanted it to say.  The gist of it was that yesterday I was very emotional, felt feverish (which I originally thought was due to being emotional/hormonal) and my feet stink because I keep wearing flip flops.  Only the leather ones make my feet stink.  The foam ones?  Not so much.  And the feverish?  My nose has been running all day ( I thought it was due to allergies) and now my throat is sore and my head feels kinda balloon-ish.  Only four kids today (eight yesterday, a new world record) so I plan on being lazy. But I also plan on getting free pretzels.  At this pretzel place.

Oh, and if you enjoy them, I have to tell you that the cheddar pretzel dog is the closest thing to a sexual food experience I’ve ever had.

Have a nice day.  Peace out, yo.

3 thoughts on “You Must Have Been Built Upside Down. Your Feet Smell and Your Nose Runs.

  1. Rachel says:


    Vent away!

    While I know that we have different stuff going on in our heads, when I was first diagnosed with clinical depression, the psychologist pointed out that I kept myself so busy in part so I didn’t have to listen to some of the thoughts in my head, and that I should try just being quiet by myself for a little. The first time I did (after everyone was in bed) I found myself curled in a ball on the floor of the hallway sobbing within two minutes – and I hadn’t even consciously acknowledged to myself that I was sad!

    It has taken me awhile, but I now can even drive by myself without turning the radio on – not that I do that too often, but you get the idea! 🙂

    Keep using this blog to vent – it helps!

  2. pkzcass says:

    I’m glad you’re feeling better today…er, you are feeling better, aren’t you? If not, well then I hope you do soon. I didn’t read the other post, but this one was pretty funny.

  3. Lucy says:

    Four kids on Aug 28? Which one didn’t count?

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