Oh Linen, How I Love Thee!


April 25, 2007 by Marj Hatzell

My name is M-j, and I am a recovering linen addict. I cannot help myself.

I love linen. I love the way it feels on my body. You know, being a natural fiber and all. I know it wrinkles easily, but that is part of the beauty of it. No one expects you to be wrinkle-free in linen! And I rarely iron it…

In a store, I can feel the linen vibe three aisles away. I can sense it. I can spot it. I HAVE TO HAVE IT. These days linen comes in many fine colors, not just the drab earth tones of yesteryear. I have found PURPLE, FUSCHIA AND CANARY linen. I kid you not (Yeah, it hurt my eyes, too. I do not know why anyone would consider owning this colors.)! In the past two weeks I have found affordable and SUPER CUTE linen at Tarzhay and ON, my favorite cheapo haunts. Tarzhay had the CUTEST linen skirts and this weekend they were on the sale rack, meaning, I got them for 40% off. I wore said linen skirt to church with cute little brown Mary Jane-type heels and a nice short-sleeved sweater. I felt so trendy.

The linen you find these days is softer, easier to wear. It is “washable” which means it doesn’t fall apart the first time you wash it, just the second or third. And who the heck would take linen to a drycleaner? Certainly not Moi. Not since I invested in Dryel! Which does not work, by the way. I often use the handwash cycle on my new-fangled washing machine. Can you believe the irony in a hand-washing cycle on your AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINE? Oh yes, it exists. Hey! I just said irony! Iron-y. Get it? Do ya, huh? Well, I thought it was ironic. There I go again! IRON-IC! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m killing me, here! HAHAHAHAHA!


Take a look at my closet (please don’t). I have a whole skirt rack of linen skirts, another one of linen pants. I even own linen shorts (and I do not typically wear shorts). I have a few linen shirts (that I rarely wear). I even have…wait for it…a linen bathrobe! YES! YOU HEARD THAT CORRECTLY!

No linen underwear, though. Aren’t you glad you asked? You didn’t? Well then. Moving right along…

So, I am obsessed with linen. I love Easter, when you can traditionally wear linen and white shoes again. This year I took a walk on the dangerous side and wore lined, linen dress pants on GASP!!! Palm Sunday! With off-white shoes. I know, I know, fashion faux-pas! Since when have I been fashionable?

What’s the big deal about linen? You can find out everything you want to know (but were afraid to ask) here .

3 thoughts on “Oh Linen, How I Love Thee!

  1. MOTHER OF MANY says:

    I also love linen and I have skirts ,trousers, tops , dresses and shorts but it very rarely gets warm enough her to wear them so I end up wearing them on holiday. Linen clothes makes me think of warm summer evenings in foreign countries.

  2. Janice says:

    I love linen, but I also have a weird aversion to wrinkled clothes… I do have to admit though that my favorite dress is peach colored Linen. Sometimes I just have to risk the wrath of wrinkles.

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