Three weeks now my soon-to-be-neighbor’s workmen have left a toilet on the front lawn.
THREE WEEKS.
It’s getting a little old. What is this, the Beverly Hillbillies? Folks, we’re in Suburban Philly.
I’m thinking of putting a snarky sign on it to give them the hint to toss it. Or perhaps plant flowers in it. Or, do what my sister says and make a scarecrow and sit him on the toilet reading a newspaper.
What to do, what to do…
PS – just so y’all know, the regular trash pick up takes toilets and they’ve put TONS of stuff out, since they are totally renovating the house. I’m dying to find out if they move it before they move in…
Just use it once or twice.
Bet they move it then.
I love the scarecrow idea.
Love the scarecrow. with Halloween just around the corner, how about a zombie?
can we get pictures? please?
1. Write PORTA POTTY on it with red magic marker.
2. Clean the dog poo out of your yard and dispose of it in said potty.
3. Tape note to front door anonomously asking them to please remove toilet.
It’s Halloween and they have a toilet in their front yard? That just begs for some kind of prank!
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